February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
well, i have a new crush. huehuehue
Simon says jump.
most-awkward-moments:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
inspirationwh0re:
NIGGA YOU CALLED ME.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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That moment when you inhale to speak and you start... →
niknak79:
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
When you think you've finally taken a decent...
most-awkward-moments:
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petewontz:
shapinguptobeprettycondomz:
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